How lucky can i get?!!

I mean, c'mon, seriously. God's showering so much love on me right now!! M speechless!
Why? why God why?
Yesterday mom told me to move my *** and do some work ( she hoped i would realise there's more to life than my lappy). She gave me a very interesting job- watering the plants. No, no sarcasm here; its so much better than the usual dryin the clothes, laying the table, washing the dishes....
So i was watering the rose shrub, the herbs shrubs, the coconut trees...etc...etc. And once done, i went on to catch up on some kollywood stuff on tv (many much awaited movies released last week during pongal- so wanted to chek out d songs..reviews..etc.) . Suddenly i feel this weird feeling on my right big toe- itchy, stiff feeling. It started hurting by the time i went to bed. My toe was twice its size in the morning...!!!
By the time i went to the dentist and got him to bore into my mouth and get everything tht he wanted to do done, my toe was larger than it was in the morning. So from the dentist, my mom n i rushed to the dermatologist. He was soo excited with my condition he went " O u've got n insect bite, now we'll have to poke it n fiddle with it n..." Okay that weren't his exact words, but yea tht was his point.
Hence right now, m havin a bandaged toe, and a numb mouth.
Anybody wanna swap lives?