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• If a girl abroad keeps mouthing words of a song with the tune in her head and walks with her head up, looking around, people wouldn't take notice. If done the same in India, guys think they're being given 'signals'
• Openly declaring that you don't want to croon over babies, or 'ornate' your head with lilies results in threats from parents and grandparents, or looks from cousins that say ' u're crazy'. Easier way out is pretending that you just received an important phonecall, and hence always keep your cell in your hand. Another very effective excuse- headaches.
• Vogue is a waste of money if you aren't a fashion freak. Tinkle is way better.
• Singing is a good solution to life's many problems. For example, if you're frkin bored n want to snatch the laptop frm ur sibling, sit next to him n sing. Tried and tested.
• The days you decide to go to bed early,tired, are the days when you end up staying awake in bed longer.